What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

What do you mean son?

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Why do I sweat (mostly on face) when I eat usually spicy food?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Do you know what she said mum?

Is it common for Americans to feel "trapped" due to the size and distance of their country from other countries/continents? Is this feeling an exaggeration or a reality?

What! how could you do that?

True - how I loved my mum!

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

How can I navigate a romantic relationship as a trans person, and what are some common challenges that I might face?

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!